nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i think i have herpe
just one?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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