If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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