Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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