Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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