We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
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