Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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