I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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