i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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