found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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