More tranny stories later!
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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