I can text with my tongue
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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