Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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