SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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