Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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