I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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