My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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