We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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