your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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