I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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