yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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