So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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