I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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