If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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