As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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