I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
