plz talk dirty to me
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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