I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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