i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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