Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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