If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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