please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Randomize
