I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Its about making memories worth repressing
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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