nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Randomize
