I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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