about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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