People with herpes should wear stickers.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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