Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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