go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
This show inspires me to have sex in space
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Randomize
