Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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