i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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