Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
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You. Win. At. Life.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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