frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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