I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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