bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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