I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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