Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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