We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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