Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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