Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My pussy is not your playground.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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