Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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