Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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