Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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