ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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