Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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